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NOOOOOOOOOOO [Jul. 3rd, 2006|01:22 pm]

I REFUSE!!!!!!!

I WONT GO BABYSIT TONIGHT!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!



please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back.
please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back.
please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back.
please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back. please dont let the lady call back.

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A little nothing post. [Jul. 3rd, 2006|01:16 pm]
Last night I had a dream that I saw people that I hadnt seen in forever and I was really excited but I couldnt explode with my excitement because they werent happy to see me. Or something like that.
  



Wellllllll thats all.
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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2006|12:15 pm]

I HAVE SWIMMERS EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2006|12:29 am]
"sometimes you can make big deals out of something that is small" - Jeff


That right there is my problem. And he is totally right. 


This is gonna change.
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ppppsssshhh [Jun. 17th, 2006|11:59 pm]
March 10, 2005 7:13 p.m.


Since I am now almost practiclly a doctor, I have decided after my two years of med school at the votech, I will take one year of carpentry. During the two years, I will learn piano and sign language. Once I have my skills, I will go to sad countries and heal people and build them houses. I will talk to deaf people with my sign language, and I will entertain old folks with piano.


Awww, where have all my dreams went. 
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Guess what. [Jun. 17th, 2006|10:40 pm]
I got an airsoft gun today and now I can shoot small little cuddly animals.
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2006|09:49 pm]
Today I got an icecream cone with my dad and we walked outside and it was the fastest melting icecream I have ever seen in my life and the wind was blowing in my direction so the icecream blew all over me.

I bought a pump for my raft today and my dad purchased me a lifejacket and then I got an oar so that we wont be floating in circles so I AM GOOD TO GO.
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2006|12:05 am]
Oh and I got an application for the Dollar Tree and I put for my special skills that I can say the ABC's backwords and I know that they will hire me becasue who doesnt want a girl that can say her ABC's backwords and hasnt had any felony's and Im sure I would be one of the best employees ever in the history of Dollar Tree employees.


ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
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Oh man [Jun. 16th, 2006|11:34 pm]
Okay, so today was wonderful and fun filled and productive and jam-packed with exciting things.

And it was so exciting I couldnt do it all in one day.

On the spur of the moment, me and my friend bought a four person raft so that we could float out to Deer Island.

We go to the beach to blow it up. Cuz I thought I could actually blow up a four person raft.

My legs get tingly and I start to get light headed, so friend and I agree that we could wait to get a pump and do the Island Adventure TOMORROW.

So I am pretty thrilled.

Except. not Until THIS VERY MINUTE, do I remember that I am on a journey for Texas tomorrow....

It amazes me how something like THAT absolutley slips my mind one hundred percent. I do believe something is wrong with me.

Im actually mentally exhausted after I go to Texas because it's, like, old people non-stop. so its me repeating myself, smiling, akward moments, useless conversations, and running some kind of errand non-stop. ahhhhhh ireallyreallyreallyreallydontwanttogo


So there are two more seats for anyone interested in Island Adventures.

And I decided yesterday that I am going to buy some roller skates and then keep them on for 48 hours.

Today I figured many ways to not be bored with life.
And half the solution was to have a friend that is pretty much up for anything.


My weird friend from Coffee Fusion got mad at me because he couldve sworn I locked him out of Tatonut and he couldve sworn I saw him and waved and wouldnt let him in.
Except this COULDNT have had happened.
Because I dont work there anymore...
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Yep Yep Yep [Jun. 14th, 2006|10:45 am]
Im here at the hospital in my dad's office while he works. And Im pretty sure now that his job is boring.


Oh, and since some guy is overly sensitive and emotional he decided he'd think more into something I did(which was leave somewhere early) and decided he'd tell everyone I was a bitch, and then tell ME everyone said I was a bitch. But Im pretty sure soon he'll be coming out of the closet/getting in trouble for liking the babies soon, so Im not gonna worry about him and how many times a day he cries and then writes a song about it.


N A S T Y
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2006|12:01 am]
My birthday is over, and that makes me SAAAAAAD.

Last Saturday at Coffee Fusion when I was supposed to be meeting a guy (but he didnt show up) some strange man sat next to me and read me poetry and he drew me a picture (and it kinda sucked) and then he read me a script he wrote and there was this other person sitting next to me and he started talking to me about a book he was reading and about Anostics. The first weird dude told me he had a 100% GPA within the same sentence he was introducing himself in.
But I still talked to him the whole night.

On my birthday I watched Patch Adams.

I also saw Catherine again!

My cousin came and spent a week with me.

And I think thats enough news for tonight.
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2006|10:57 pm]
Alright. I feel good about alot of stuff right now.

And not so good about some other things

Some matters, I am proud to say, I dont care about.

And there is a few things that I dont really know how I feel about. Kinda like when you see something that u shouldnt laugh at, like...a really ugly baby or something, and u think "noooo, i shouldnt be laughing at that really ugly baby" but u know u think it's funny. and then u try to convince urself that its okay to laugh at that baby or that u didnt really have that moment when u thought it was so hideous and deserved to be pushed down. wait, bad example. i was never to good at explaining myself. at all. this proves it.


Im busy. Its nice.

I watched Tristan and Isolde with Richie today and I think he's probably the nicest guy I know.

Today in tatonut I made me some friends.

Does anyone wanna go get some freekin icecream someday??

Im not gonna mention how my birthday is in 9 days.
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ok [May. 25th, 2006|01:13 pm]
10 days and last night was the shiz.
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12 more days.... [May. 23rd, 2006|12:30 pm]
[Current Mood | worried]

I liked The DaVinci Code movie.


Ooooo, I feel pretty sick right now. I drank some coke to fast I think.

Yeeeaaa I have work in an hour and 26 minutes.

My first day of summer and I have hardly left my bed.

My texting isnt working.

retal ay ees
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Im frustrated [May. 18th, 2006|08:51 pm]
There is not a single brush or comb in this entire house. So either I use a fork or Im going to be looking a little orphan-ish tomorrow.
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2006|07:45 pm]
Yeah.


This weekend will be mad fun yo.

So my sweet sixteen is coming up. Its no big deal. Like birthday's are even a big deal to me....psh, i hardly even care... ;>


By the end of this summer I want to be able to say that I saw something I never had seen before. Like, a real life bum fight for example.


Hopefully I'll have people to hang out with. I need a boredom buddy. So if one of us thinks we're drowning in the pool of lameness, the other will throw out a lifejacket and then we'll go off together and...do something.


Now that my sophmore year is coming to a close, I finally look back on all that had happened and think about what I'll probably always remember. And I have to say I do not remember much. but, there is one thing really sticks out to me.
And that one thing is watching the video tape of Brent Weber chugging a can of Similac in the boy's bathroom and then puking out of his mind.
it was funny as balls.
So thats what I will hold with me forever from my sophmore year. The Similac Expirience.

One thing I'll probably never forget too was the magical night of the "Penis in the Grass".
Yeah... good stuff.

wellywellwellwellwellywellywellhmmmmm, I think I need to go to bed.

So I'll leave you with an Italian Proverb! "If you scatter thorns, dont go barefoot"

Good night friends.
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Word up yo [May. 11th, 2006|07:35 pm]
[Current Music |Jezebel]

I was gonna do so good in school this year! What happened?!? I wanted to acheive and succeed and blablabla. Oh well its to late now. Im not gonna be a whiny little mofo, but this year kinda sucked. It couldve been better, but then again, it couldve been worse.

I have to do a report on Genital Warts and they are just about the most disgusting thing ever ever ever ever. urioetuioyiahhh so gross.

I think I might have been a little over-worried when I wrote my last post, so dont mind it.

I have a plan!!!! This is something to be excited about.

Thank the LORD I ran into Rebekah Helmuth last week or else I might have done lost my mind.

My mind is made up that I will be a Midwife when I am older. I think I'd be perfect at it. I'll go to Africa and deliver black little babies and change the world. Well, maybe not that last part. Gotta aim high but I aint no President Bush now or anythang. hahaha

Iron and Wine is perfect to me.

Im off work Saturday. Call me up yo.

SOMEONE owes me five dollars IN DIMES. In dimes!

Oh yeah, Im collecting money for the Pregnancy Resources of Mississippi in Ocean Springs(PROMISS). If you'd like to make a donation then just reach me. It's sorta an unplanned pregnancy guidance agency. And you might think "Well, the people got knocked up, sucks for them" But it's the babies that are the real victims. This place hands out clothes, counseling, they educate, all that good stuff. So when you have an unplanned pregnancy, keep them in mind! Im kidding. With the money, they are going to try to get a larger building so they can also provide ultrasound services. So think about it.

and I've learned that I love Halo 2. quite a bit.

BIRTHDAY IN 24 DAYS!!!! Someone throw me a suprise party!!!
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2006|01:37 pm]
Yesterday was a mess. Just an absolute mess. A total total mess.

Im not trying out for guard Im positive now. Becasue I fell asleep so I cant go to Tiffany's and learn it.

I was asleep because I am stressed out and thats what I do when Im stressed out.

I was stressed out because yesterday was a mess.

What happened was, while I was at Jeff's one of our friends who lives in mobile(he used to live here) was over here visiting. He used MY phone to make prank calls on AOLT people IN my phonebook. Which is dumb in the first place because those people have my number too and so it just makes people pissed off at me. One person that he called knew that I was at Jeff's because I was dropped off there, so they egged Jeff's. The way I see it, The Prank Call Dude played a prank on them, so they played a prank back. Except....they hit the wrong house. To get the right house, they needed to go to Mobile. It made Jeff really REALLY super mad, becuase his parents were out of town and his sibilings were right there and an egg hit Brent really hard and got all over him(Brent=absolutley innocent, he just got to the house when it happened). Im upset because now I have the job of having about a billion people coming up to me tomorrow going "WTF" because they're gonna think I had something to do with all the prank calls.

So here's some information for you. I didnt tell him to call anyone, I didnt give him my phone so he could do that, I had nothing to do with it. No one is gonna believe me because they'd rather be mad at someone they can see other than someone they dont know and will probably never meet. I wouldnt have told him to call the people he did call anyways because knowing the people, they wouldnt have found it in anyway funny, therefore, the prank wouldnt have been funny because all the people would be doing is spazzing out. And the people didnt find it funny. They freaked out instead.

I wish I could call explain this to them, but Im scared to talk to them becasue I dont like being yelled at or any confrontation and I get nervous and cant get what I need to say out and I sweat. Another thing about people is they'd like to be mad before they actually shut up and listen.

But damn, what the heck, why call people that ARE IN MY PHONEBOOK?!? Im pissed as balls.

Oh yeah, and work sucked too.
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2006|04:47 pm]
Have u ever sneezed and then your hands felt like the blood wasnt getting to them imediatley after?

I think I might be an unlucky person. To bad Ive lost all this time to feel sorry for myself because I didnt know it yet. It's a good thing I can get started now. (lol, im kidding)

ladeedaa, missing oprah right now, laaaadaadeedaa, and color guard tryouts, mmmmmmhhhmmmm

well, i could write out about my whole day and give u details about each block and every funny/mean/stupid thing that was said or that happened and then my opinion about it, BUT, who even cares.

I'll spare you.

You know what. I need to meet someone.

How about I go do something cool now.
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2006|05:15 pm]
Ok, so maybe I dont hate her.

IM ALL THE WAY IN LOVE WITH REBEKAH HELMUTH!!!!!!!

Gotta go babysit.....and this time I WILL BE IN CONTROL!!!
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